I sit down at the $5 dollar barber (school). My stylist is short. So short that she ask me to slouch to reach my hair. To make it worse she doesn’t seem to be able to see very well. I get worried as my last cut was not so hot and had neither of these issues. I sit down remind juself hair grows back and prepare for the worst. After half an hour I look in the mirror and see my horrors visualized. Not only that but the pain in my back is immense from the massive slouch maintained still only to hope things don’t get worse. I take a moment for my back and then let her at it…i fall asleep…after another half an hour I wake up. To a nearly perfect haircut. 100% tip

Off to the epic pillow fight!!!