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High School President Speech

May 26th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Personal Blog

I wrote this back in High School,

If I could only find the video that was played for the school. I like to think it was riot starting material.


Greetings  fellow suncoast students. I am Kyle Fasanella and I am running for senior class vice president.

I want to tell in this very censored speech the importance of voting for the right person for office. Beacuse It really matters who you vote for. If you don’t vote for the right person your school might collapes totally.

As some of you may have noticed some of my flyers have been torn down from the walls of suncoast high. Not because of wind, or other students, or beacuse they were on a painted structure, but beacuse they were not liked by Administration

I have have learned from this that under our administation you may not put any of the following on posters for your campain ,you may not threaten anyone with black magic, Make fun of the prezident, Initiate Jihad, Appeal to mandkinds basic instincts, or add picutes of administation that I dont like to war criminal posters. I also cannot refer to myslef as the King or queen of chese, Princess Anastasia , Numba two stunna, or a lesbian traped in a mans body, Nor can I use ANY of the following words or phrases , Necrophila, Black eath mother, Eskimo Neil, CENSORED  or any reference to squid. Also I can asume that if it makes me laugh longer then 15 seconds that I am not allowed to do it.

But on the serios side I would like to tell you about one of my major conserns I have and that is the feedom of speach in our school. Something we do not have!Something I take to personaly As vice president of the senior class I promise to  work hard to change this. I ashure this.

As Vice president I can promise you your best seior year in the history of suncoast high. I will work with the prezident to make great changes. Chanages that will make you proud that you went to suncoast high school. Changes that I will have to carry you thrugh kicking and screaming and in the end you will thank me.

Or live your life not for any of the reasons you want, but to piss it away on something thats socially acceptable. We were all raised to belive that more knowlege we obtain the more money we will make therfore the closer we will become to utopia. We were all taught not to question athortiy since our birth. While your at it you might as well die in some mind numbingly way, like old age.

For some of you this will be a chance for you to make a diffrence. For some of you this is a chance for you when you look back at your life and say “you never did something that really mattered.” To not look back at your life and say everything you were ever proud of ended up as trash. As of right now its going that way. As citizens of America  It is your duty to change a faulty system. And without change without mutation without evolution there would be no improvement of the system.

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Angie Ruiz // Nov 1, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    This was a great speech.

  • 2 Shayla Q. // Sep 14, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    This is a really really good speech. It helped me. Im running for vice prez too this year. Oh,, btw nice spelling. 😛

  • 3 Anonymous // Sep 18, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    You should spell check.

  • 4 football // May 22, 2014 at 4:34 am

    Nice very funny

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