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An Epic Night

April 10th, 2010 · No Comments · Uncategorized

The last of the Dark side, Eddie, Chris, Dan, Ackerman, Fritz and myself just finish the techila bottle and head on our way to the gentelmens club. . 6 guys packed into a 5 person car. Eddie and I are painfully sitting on each others laps! Thank god for the techilia. At least we are buckled in. We quickly leave the club since they have a no vip room policy. But we return quickly so someone…can get the cutest emo dancers number, without asking……she gives her number to me!

Robbie at this point is totally gone. Chris and Eddie can’t hold him so I give a hand myself, to bring him to the car. I start to lose my grip and he slowly falls to the ground. I try to make it a soft landing, but since his head is limp, I hear it hit the ground first. I’m a little worried about alcholo posining but no way to get him to drink anything now. At that point Eddie yells, “Throw him in the trunk!” the trunck door pops open and somehow Andrew runs right into it. He bashes his head. I catch the audio, but the video is to dark.
We all grab onto Robbie and place him into the trunk. The distance to the next club is 45 min away. It didn’t feel like it because we laugh for about 30 minutes strait.

Some Xanax is taken and we arrive at the new club. So he can breath and excape if needed we transfer robbie to the back seat.
Some reasons two girls come up to me thinking I’m the big spender. Opps! Except these first girls would have had to pay me. Not to be mean, but this clubs girls, besides one or two, leave a bit to be desired.

Eddie can not spend his money fast enough. I wait for the one girl I can keep my eyes on, but Eddie, He is in love. After I get yelled at for not tipping a girl I would have throw off me had I not been poliet, I’m ready to go home. And so is most else. Andrew is thowing up in the parking lot with Chris. I notice robbie has thrown up and possibly peeded in the back seat. He is coated in jucies. You can’t even touch him.
I rush for shotgun. I wait to see how the rest will deal as they arrive.

Chris doesn’t even notice. He jumps in the middle seat. I wait one second. “is that” Grosss! Omg. Chris jumps out and starts throwing up. Eddie and I can’t hold our laughter. We are the only ones at this point to have drank and not thrown up. Dan doesn’t fin it all that funny since it’s his car. Robbie is pushed agaist a car door. Chris, already covered, does not want to move, being in the middle seat. Ackerman, calls the trunk, in an excited tone of voice. Eddie pleads with me to switch but it’s not a great deal and I can’t go in the backseat. No way. Eddie can’t even get another ride home since we are an hour away at 3 am. Eddie goes in slow and unwillingly. Getting covered in puke with each motion. And we are off with the knocks of ackerman in the trunk as we go. Worried about him we are forced to call him even tho he is in the same car as us. A completly new expeince. After a phone call to him we create a knock emergency system. Then…….. Eddie has to roll down the window. Leaving me the only person to drink and no throw up. Drink water after drinking! The puke goes all down the side of dans car…and a little in it. After we drop everyone at Ackermans house dan makes me help cleanup before droping me off. This is when I almost puke. I use about 20 layers of paper towels each wipe and only look so I don’t touch the stuff. Even still I can’t do it 90 % of the time. It may be my last phobia. I really have to struggle just to give dan a hand.

But otherwise one of thoes nights I will never forget.
Cheers all. Please, let’s do something similar when you guys visit in NYC so no one has to drive!

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