As I have had one of the wildest romantic semesters of my life, I felt I should get my yearly STD test.

The doctor calls me up to give my STD test results. But she starts saying them one by one, “HIV, negative, hepatitis, negative. ” the fact that she is going one by one is terrifying. Why not just say I am negative for everything if I am! She goes on to finish ” herpes simplex 1 and 2………….. Negative”! Yay jumps for joy.
I have to ask again ” so I’m negative for everything? ” yes she says. I’m so excited about this after her reading them one by one that I forget to ask Why the he’ll didn’t she just say that!